Pros of having 6ft + height flatmates:

• When you stand next to them, it makes you feel dinky and adorable.
• They drink a lot of milk, so don’t notice when you steal it
• They don’t notice things that are around the foot region (i.e chunderstains that won’t come out)

Cons of having 6ft + height flatmates:

• they put the shower head up REALLY high and out of your reach, so that when you need to pull it down or rearrange it, you nearly die trying to reach up to change it.
• they don’t bend down to pick things up, because I would imagine, it is quite a headrush to come back up to such a high point.

my mum has bought my sister some flossies.
favouritism much?!  

1. I just burnt my hand on my OWN hair. Not on straightners. Not on an oven or a toaster, or on a lighter or on something sensible. I burnt my hand on hair.
It hurts. A LOT.

2. I thought it would be fun to try and learn how to handstand. This resulted in me banging my foot against a shelf really quite hard. I now have a suspicious hard lump sticking out of my foot which is kind of black, and i can’t cross my legs because if i do it squishes the lump into my foot and makes me feel quite sick.

whats wrong with me?
send help.